oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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