in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He shit in the fireplace
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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