i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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