hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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