dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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