Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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