how can u be prego again
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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