me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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