it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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