PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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