What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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