Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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