Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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