plz talk dirty to me
if you like me you must not know who I am
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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