theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wish i was in the wii world.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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