so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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