Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Randomize
