the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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