He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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