My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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