Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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