Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
why is half of my head shaved?
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