I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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