my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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