I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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