Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Boobs speak an international language.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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