Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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