I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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