Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I need a beard to bite.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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