Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Success! We fucked roommates!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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