So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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