why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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