Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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