his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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