): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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