I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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