drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
