I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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