You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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