so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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