the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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