talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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