if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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