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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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