we have officially lost it.
i think i have two assholes
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
