just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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