what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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