I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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