I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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