i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
