I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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