he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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