So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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