Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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