So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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