so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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