I looked at my own cervix.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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