You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
