week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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